All this Hollywood gossip is swirling around and though I like to think myself above it all, I'm not.
Juicy Topic one: Starr Jones plastic surgery mayhem
So Starr tried to get her boobs lifted and implants popped in, and unfortunately something went wrong and she almost bleed to death. Her surgery had complications and she required a blood transfusion, and is now recovering. Starr is known for being vain and private. She is notorious for refusing to discuss how exactly she lost all that weight. Common belief is that she had gastric bypass surgery. And by the way her body looks it appears that that is true. I bet if this mishap had not happened she would never had admitted she even got breast implants.
I know its horrible but I can't help wondering how Starr Jones must look naked. After losing all that weight, then having surgery's that leave scars, I imagine she's not the most attractive naked. Even with all the make-up she's not the sweetest picture. But hey she found a man who seems to love her, scars and all, so who am I to talk?
It's interesting you never hear about Celeb plastic surgery's gone wrong, you just see it. I wonder if Starr will try to brush this under the rug when she returns to the View? We'll see.
Juicy Topic Two: Charlize Theron's Breakup
The rumor around town is that Charlize and her boyfriend, Stuart Townsend, have called it quites. Though Theron is denying this rumor, I have a feeling its true. Celebs love to deny everything, relationships, plastic surgery and breakups but 75% of the time it turns out to be true. I remember just before the Oscars, Theron was being interviewed about her nomination and was asked if Townsend would be there? She explained that he would not because he was taping a movie somewhere, but he would be there in spirit. She had this weird kind of uncomfortable, "must make them believe everything is perfect" vibe. I thought to myself, "hmmm, I smell trouble in paradise". Now comes the rumor, it makes a girl wonder....
Juicy Topic three: My rocker boy lied and got caught
Okay, I didn't actually see last weeks American Idol but I heard one of my favorites took credit for a performance that he had actually copied. The hunky Chris Daughtry sang a rendition of Johnny Cash's, I walk the Line, and was praised by all three judges for his supposedly original rendition. Unfortunately many Idol fans actually know music, and recognized right away that Chris had actually copied, note by note, the exact same rendition of Live's 2001 version of the song, from their album Good Rockin Tonight...
This is very embarrassing for Chris who in clips is seen humbly accepting the praise without once mentioning it was actually a re-rendition of another bands version of the song. Note to self: Its not good to lie, at least on television, you never know whose watching.
Juicy Topic four: Wilmer Valderrama is such a slime...
So Valderrama the goofy Latin boy from that 70's show, and real life horn ball *** hole, appeared on the Howard Stern show, dishing the dirt about his sexual trysts. Let's start off from the biggest and most important part, he says he's 8 inches long! I wonder is that 8 inches in the freezing cold, or when its up and ready to roll? Then he went on to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt was an 8/10 in bed. I always wondered about guys attraction to her was about, to me she came across as a boring girl next door, but it appears that looks can be deceiving. He said that Lindsay Lohan's breasts were real. Big deal! So are mine, not that anyone cares. Anyway he also said that he took Mandy Moore's virginity. Poor Mandy. She kept that one under wraps so well and this B list celeb had to come and tell the world. I wonder if any of these girls will respond or just ignore him like the rest of the world does.
I haven't gotten a chance to see Little Kim's reality show, but I hear its real good. It looks like our lil' Kim is using prison to harness an entire new career, just like good ol' Martha did. Makes you proud doesn't it...
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